Just a little something

hoodratzayn:

i believe in hate at first sight

(Source: jadethrwall)

Apr 20591,004 notes

meladoodle:

*at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I’ve done is absolutely KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man

Apr 20377,679 notes

theacenightwatch:

deans-pudding:

kujider:

cumber-collectable:

sammycasdean:

todiscardanddiscover:

deans-pudding:

petition to call the food side of tumblr yumblr 

why did no one ever think of this before

and the porn side cumblr ?

and the music side humblr?

whoa

what have I started

Punblr.

(Source: deanspudding)

Apr 20162,034 notes

babygoatsandfriends:

breebade:

A few years ago at my school there was a senior prank where two goats were released in the school and were labeled “1” and “3”. The teachers and administrators spent four hours trying to find goat “2”.

thats hilarious

Apr 20103,392 notes

-apple:

i don’t understand how my room gets so messy when i literally sit in one spot with my laptop all day

Apr 20500,383 notes
bangarangn1tram:

vagisodium:

i dont remember this part of the bible

After the night he had, neither did Jesus.
analfistinq:

Hell yea
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slydig:

all i do is look good, jack off and hate myself 

Apr 1883 notes

mistletoevests:

why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month

(Source: radlesbian)

Apr 18322,184 notes
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swarnpert:

taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass

Apr 16142,821 notes
  • My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn't ugly
  • Apr 16269,202 notes

    costcoreceipt:

    dinofarts:

    TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES

    ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?

    Apr 16248,563 notes